What to Watch Tonight

What to watch as you finally come to (25 cent beers will do that to you)...
• 7:00 pm — US Championships in Gymnastics [NBC]
• 8:00 pm — Sunday Night Football: Giants at Ravens [NBC]
• 8:00 pm — Sunday Night Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs [ESPN]
Ever say something over a year ago in the comments section that… » 8/19/07 4:45pm 8/19/07 4:45pm

Village Person Biker, Crotch-grabber and Quarterback

A new era is dawning in Cleveland. Last night, a newcomer took the field to chants of his name by rabid Browns fans. He was coming off a tragic factory accident that killed his best friend Pete. Number 10 came in right at the end of the game. Perhaps his best friend, Jon Favreau, was there. Maybe Ned Beatty was in the… » 8/19/07 12:30pm 8/19/07 12:30pm

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Surely you've been waiting with bated breath to find out what Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane that would provoke the shiny-pated Zidane to headbutt the shit out of him during the World Cup last year. (Who hasn't?) In his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Materazzi reveals the now-infamous line. » 8/18/07 6:30pm 8/18/07 6:30pm

We opened the…